I Got Drex
Soup and Sensibility
I'm Drex, your friendly little Leptolapsus Domesticus: pet leptolpsus.
A leptolapsus is an active, social lizard native to the little country of Slineria. We grow to be about 36 inches long from nose to tail and can live to be over one-hundred and twenty years old! I'm a mature three-year-old adult, myself.
Being a lepto is always swell, even if it is kind of crazy.
Once I got my tongue stuck in the gumball machine after gobbling down some of master's homemade gumballs which she sells for 25 cents a pop. My master was so upset her face turned red as a beet. She's supposed to watch her blood pressure, let alone her language. The gumball thing was an honest accident of course. I didn't know my tongue would get stuck.
Life is never fair. But once you learn that, its funner to live. Speaking of fair, the county fair's tomorrow! I wonder if I could fit my tongue into the cotton-candy machine…
Sense, Sensibility, and Soup
Drex the leptolapsu